Dearth Pumpkin Reaches Out To Americans

The Dearth Pumpkin Chronicles...

The Dearth Pumpkin Chronicles...

The galaxy isn't ready for this empire of evil,

Yet the dark side of the Farce is upon us,

In a cackle of orange mental static,

All the birds are berned,

All the children huddled.

The Alliance is hiding on an asteroid,

Radio silence,

A few lost Hilbot droids forgot the orders,

Ran into the desert trying to fire blasters,

Shot down again.

Bernie Wan is off in the snowy place,

Making plans and gathering the generals,

Watching out for spy drones,

Still dreaming of the future,

Despite a terrible blow from the Hilla The Hut.

Dearth Pumpkin has seized the reins,

Is simply waiting for Barry Obafet to leave the seat of darkness,

That place where the hum of the dark side never ceases,

There where the storm troopers dance on puppet strings,

Where droid drones are sent to electronic death.

There has been a great disturbance in the Farce,

The future looks bleak,

Princess Tulsi is even quiet for now,

But the prophecy says that all things will end,

In the dance of dark and light.

Help us Bernie Wan,

You're our only hope!


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AquarianM

By: Daniel A. Stafford

(C) 11/11/2016

There Was A Great Disturbance In The Farce Last Night...

...as we found out that the good ol' USA was going to be ruled over by Dearth Pumpkin.

Many in the Birdie Alliance will need days in the Alien Bar drinking strange brews from all over the galaxy to recover what powers of the Farce they may have remaining. I know I'm one of those.

How did we get here? It had a lot to do with an evil sorceress crushing an old Birdeye Knight. She had an entire army of clones known as Hilbots that helped attack Bernie Wan Sanders and prevented the Birdie Alliance from coming to his rescue.

Hillary The Hut was certain that she could defeat both Bernie Wan's rebels and the Pumpkin Empire to take over the galaxy, but in the end, she was a misguided old Reptilian slug whose entire group of supporters were so mis-programmed that they never saw what Dearth Pumpkin hit them with.

The Hilbot survivors are running around trying to blame it on the Birdie Alliance, but the rest of the galaxy knows that they were robbed with the Hut cheated the Bern.

Now, There are many in the Alliance who are hoping for the return of Bernie Wan Sanders, while others hold out hope for the future under Princess Tulsi...

To be continued...